Part 1 of 3

Crooked Face

Apr 9, 2011 | 5 tracks

Pop

so why did you record some stuff?

Crooked Face: because I met Jason Lytle, and a couple of months later my friend gave me a guitar. Then I drove out to Montana and got to know some people. It just kind of happened.

It's like magic.

Crooked Face: It was. I'm open to the idea, it just kind of came around.

How are your grinds?

Crooked Face: Ah, man. my grinds are fucking weak dude. I go fast and I catch my airs. I'm a happy camper.

Okay. How are your bonfires.

Crooked Face: I haven't had a bonfire for a few months. It's been so long. Do you know when the next one is scheduled for?

When?

Crooked Face: When Jordan, who is absolutely in Bozeman now, finishes his last album.

Not last. But latest.

Crooked Face: I hope you're here for that.

That would be cool.

Do you take advantage of public transportation in Bozeman?

Crooked Face: No, not at all, never. I'm either driving or riding my bike. I refuse to be a transportational skateboarder.

What are you studying?

Crooked Face: I'm a film major sir. I'm a visual and audial artist.

Are you worried about the nuclear disaster in Japan?

Crooked Face: No, I'm worried enough about getting things done on a day to day basis so I don't have to worry about my brain calling me a piece of shit every night. If the nuclea thing happens I can't stop that. Wow, what a heavy question man.

How many beers do you drink per day on average?

Crooked Face: If I were to average it out it would probably be like one. But that's only because I won't drink for a week, I'll be like "oh I'm doing so well". Then I'll go out for one beer, which always turns into a 12 pack.

What's the temperature in Bozeman right now?

Crooked Face: Ahh. It must be below freezing. I think it's like 28 degrees.

Who do you talk to most often?

Crooked Face: Myself. "haha". It's totally true.

Crooked Face: God that's a good question. You know. There are 3 good contenders. There's "Fatass" "qualla bear", and then there's "Mr. hotrod".

What is Fletcher up to?

Crooked Face: Fletcher is killing it dude. Fletcher got fired into a "slipstream"? of positive vibes. We talked about it for a while tonight.

That's awesome.

Crooked Face: Yeah I told him tonight "Dude, there are some people who I feel like I need to give advice to, and you are not one of those people". How are you sir?

I'm good.

Crooked Face: Did you get paypal set up on the recrecords site?

No. I think Max would make some money though.

Crooked Face: I'm hoping he will produce a song for me and Fletcher. "Fletcher has a real pretty voice".

Yeah. Fletcher's a doll. I need to talk to him about his portfolio. It's looking really good. I have the coozey and I have the t-shirt. I'm set.

Crooked Face: You're set. We should send you some stencils.

You should.

Crooked Face: If I'm going to spend $40 plus making some stickers I would like to make some money off of them

I think stickers are more like a marketing tool

Crooked Face: We'll become rich. Your dick will get big. Pretty much we're all rich, and we're like a Jimmy Buffet album. I know this one guy at work who is totally losing his brain. He's forgetting to shower, but he know's he loves Jimmy Buffet.

Showers are overrated.

Crooked Face: I could take a shower, or I could have a cheeseburger in paradise. Thanks for making mp3s on the internet a reality.

When I had my guitar in Milwalkee, I was like, I'm creating this little baby of music, which turned into a midwestern Irish man.